Where Women Spend Their Monday [INFOGRAPHIC]

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Funny Jokes – These Made Me Laugh!

My mother sent these to me, and they really made me smile. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did! :)

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car  has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the  dispatcher. 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the  brake pedal and even  the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the 
way.'A few minutes  later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says.. 'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'
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Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together.
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the 
stairs or down? The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea and listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.'
She then yells, 'I'll come up and help the both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'
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'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the Other, 'Windy, isn't it?'
'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.' And the third man chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'
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Now this one is just too Precious...! 
 
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over 
the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to 
meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I 
can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.' Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
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SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car 
phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!'
'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'
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DRIVING
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both 
could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it I could have sworn 
we just went through a red light.' After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on 
through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!' Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving?'

Quiz: Are You Earning What You Deserve?

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I recently took the “Are you earning what you deserve?” quiz on Excelle.com (a great site for women, by the way), and it was pretty accurate. From the 25 questions it asks, these were my results:

Practical and Personable

With your skills, you could be earning up to $100,000 per year. Begin looking for Job Openings near you. As a Practical type, people look to you when they need the job to get done. On the one hand, you should take this as a compliment. But you should also be aware that sometimes it might lead to you getting stuck cleaning up other people's messes. You're sometimes too modest about your talents, which can affect the perception of you in the eyes of higher-ups. And since you probably like to work independently, you might not get as many outspoken kudos from coworkers as others who work in groups more than you. But as long as you continue to put your unique spin on the projects at hand, people will see how valuable your contributions really are. Especially if you find a way to get a better handle on your skills understand what makes you love one project and dread another. That's something you can have a lot more control over if you make sure you're in the right job.

Want to take the quiz yourself? Go right ahead! Here’s the link: http://excelle.monster.com/careers/quizzes/compare/3

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